Proof is in the pudding. Males are smarter then females. Could not get one guy to fall for this old joke, yet almost every girl did. Half of the time the girl didn't even get the joke......


tommie luu: does ryan ever smell like updog?
dorkie kimmy: uhh
dorkie kimmy: wahts updog
tommie luu: nothign much, you?

tommie luu: does ayden ever smell like updog?
x817xHotxGurl: huh?
x817xHotxGurl: what up dog?
tommie luu: nothign much, you
x817xHotxGurl: huh?
x817xHotxGurl: im confused

tommie luu (7:10:07 PM): does it smell like updog at utd to you?
sweet x k a l i (7:12:10 PM): updog?
sweet x k a l i (7:12:13 PM): lol wth
tommie luu (7:12:20 PM): does it?
sweet x k a l i (7:12:49 PM): indian? is that waht you're sayin
tommie luu (7:12:56 PM): lol wth
tommie luu (7:13:01 PM): does utd smell like updog?
sweet x k a l i (7:14:00 PM): what the hell is a updog
tommie luu (7:14:13 PM): nothing much, you?
tommie luu (7:14:16 PM): GOT EM COACH!


tommie luu: does it smell like updog in houston
mizz meeshell: updog???
mizz meeshell: wth is thattt
tommie luu: what is what
mizz meeshell: updog
tommie luu: huh
mizz meeshell: tommie luu: does it smell like updog in houston
tommie luu: so does it smell like updog in houston?
mizz meeshell: wtf is updog!!!
mizz meeshell: =[
tommie luu: nothing much you?
tommie luu: aaaaaaahahaha got em!

tommie luu: is it me or did it smell like updog at stonehorse
IXx VaN xXI: no idea i was drunk

tommie luu: does it smell like updog in LA
ky0ote o0o lyng: updog?
tommie luu: yea
ky0ote o0o lyng: no?
tommie luu: what?
tommie luu: lol
ky0ote o0o lyng: uhh i think it smells normal?
ky0ote o0o lyng: like how it smells there
ky0ote o0o lyng: wait!
ky0ote o0o lyng: i live near the swamps
ky0ote o0o lyng: man i dont know
ky0ote o0o lyng: =/
ky0ote o0o lyng: wth is updog?
tommie luu: nothing much, you?
tommie luu: aaaaaaaahahahahha got em!

and for the hardest earned and saddest...

tommie luu: do you remember anything about the updog at stonehorse?
alwzluvinu: updog?
tommie luu: yea
alwzluvinu: no what is that
tommie luu: huh
alwzluvinu: im confused
tommie luu: ??
tommie luu: so did you remember the updog?
alwzluvinu: no
tommie luu: dont remember smelling like updog?
alwzluvinu: no
alwzluvinu: what the hell is updog
tommie luu: nothing much, you
tommie luu: AAHAHAHHAH GOT EM!
alwzluvinu: don't get it
tommie luu: alwzluvinu: what the hell is updog
tommie luu: nothing much, you
alwzluvinu: ???
alwzluvinu: haha im slow
tommie luu: OH MY GOD
tommie luu: how do you graduate
alwzluvinu: i have no idea
tommie luu: .....
tommie luu: what the hell is up dawg
tommie luu: nothign much, you?
alwzluvinu: now you're just repeating i need an explaination
tommie luu: .............

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MICHELLE of all people called someone dumb

mizz  meeshell: who is alwzluvinu
mizz  meeshell: lolll
mizz  meeshell: bc that one's dumb

the same girl who said...

mizz  meeshell: do black girls have periods?

and

mizz  meeshell: how far is a mile?

People are idiots, and little kids are fun to play jokes on....

So this kid IMs me thinking I'm some chick named megan.  I decide to play along...

baldopimp: megan
tommie luu: you're a dumbass
baldopimp: youre a dumbass dillion likes you
tommie luu: who teh fuck is dillion
baldopimp: lilaznpimp817
baldopimp: whos yhis
tommie luu: megan
baldopimp: dumb no its not
tommie luu: you're dumb you IMed me
baldopimp: then you wouldnt of said whos dillion
tommie luu: because tommie luu is megan
tommie luu: makes sense
baldopimp: dumb when i said dillion likes you
baldopimp: you like johnny gonsalez
baldopimp: you like johnny gonsalez
tommie luu: yea
tommie luu: i think im pregnat
baldopimp: what

Your friend has sent you a Talking Smiley. Click: http://buddies.smileycentral.com/?ts
tommie luu: johnny took advantage of me
baldopimp: what the fuck youre nasty
tommie luu: i didnt know
tommie luu: he said it was ok
baldopimp: fuckin nasty ass
tommie luu: he told me not to tell anyone
tommie luu: but i dont care
baldopimp: furrealz you fucked him?
tommie luu: dont tell dillion
tommie luu: hes going to get mad
baldopimp: i already did
tommie luu: wtf
tommie luu: great
tommie luu: why did you tell him
baldopimp: is this helen
tommie luu: no dumbass
baldopimp: youir a dumbass
tommie luu: i told you its johnny
tommie luu: he raped me
baldopimp: nasty fuck
tommie luu: him
tommie luu: what should i do
tommie luu: im so confused
tommie luu: kick his ass for me
baldopimp: im gonna tell johnny tommarow

so now rumors are being passed that johnny raped megan and megan is now pregnat in fort worth middle schools, They are going to be sent to the principal's office....

so I was watching clips of 40 year old virgin on youtube and saw this one

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mo-hWEOOoBc&search=40%20year%20old%20virgin

when this conversation came up....

names and parts have been edited out for various reasons

tommie luu: i wonder how much it hurts to wax your pubes

tommie luu: like those girls do

guy: dude

guy: it hurts

tommie luu: LOL wtf you’ve done it?

guy: it hurts....

tommie luu: aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

guy: it really really really hurts

tommie luu: eij;afojfia;ewfjaewr

tommie luu: aaaaaaaahahaaha

guy: dude

guy: i did my asshole once

guy: my god

guy: never again

tommie luu: hahaha

tommie luu: have u read my xanga about shaving assholes?

guy: hahahaahhah no

tommie luu: www.xanga.com/tommiex972

guy: oh lord

tommie luu: the march 29th one

guy: friction

guy: vacum sealed

guy: ahahhahahahahahaahhaha

tommie luu: ahhaha is it anything like htat?

guy: yes

guy: dude

tommie luu: LOLLLLLLLLLL

guy: it sweats

tommie luu: dude this shit is going on my profile

guy: and it just bothers you

guy: fuck you bitch

tommie luu: AHHAHAHHAHAH

guy: hahaha

guy: man thats jacked up

tommie luu: man i cant stop laughing

guy: dude you know girls shave their asshole too right

tommie luu: i just thought they didn’t grow it

guy: nahhh foo

guy: you wish

guy: they shaved it nigga

guy: before you tapp it

tommie luu: LOL

tommie luu: life must suck for themm

guy: a hairy lo dit sucks

tommie luu: so u shave your asshole on a regular basis?

guy: hahahaah

guy: when it bothers me

tommie luu: how does a vacuum seal above your asshole not bother you

guy: well when you fart

guy: you plant one side down hard

guy: and lift the other

guy: and let her rip

so wait....he's right? girls shave their assholes?

Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea.

What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing something? She looks pretty occupied currently. She's already handling three dudes. I guess I'll just stand here and stroke it some more. Keep your head together Mike. Your time will come. Man this gangbang is awkward!

This seemed like it would be awesome. It always looked so cool in the videos. But all this waiting and watching is really uncomfortable.

I figured I'd just sort of fall into a natural rhythm and find my groove, but I've gotta admit that I am really perplexed as to the proper gangbang protocol here.

Whoa. She just looked at me. Does that mean she wants me to come up there so she can suck me off? Maybe that's what she's indicating. But what if she didn't mean that? What if I go up there and shove my junk in her face and she doesn't want anything to do with it? I'd look like a real horse's ass then. I'd better just wait here.

Man this guy's taking a long time. Come on dude, who are you trying to impress here? There are other guys waiting.

Look at that guy's penis! It's way bigger then mine. Thicker at least. I hope I don't have to follow him. She won't even know I'm in there.

Oh man, he caught me staring at it. Well that's just great. Now he's gonna think I'm queer. I'm not queer man. I'm just a little self conscious. God this is awkward.

It's too hot in here.

These guys are all saying sexy things to her. I'm the only one who's not talking dirty. I should say something so that they don't think I'm lame. Here goes....

"Yeah, you like that bitch!"

Shit. That was stupid. Now everyone's looking at me like I'm some misogynistic asshole.

I am an asshole. Why did I have to say the most cliché, demeaning thing I could think of? Like I need to remind her that she "likes that". Smooth move dumbass.

I wonder why she's doing this. I'll bet she had a bad childhood. She probably lacked a strong paternal figure in her life.

Damn it. Now I'm half mast. Now I look like the guy that can't keep it up. Concentrate Mike. Stop psychoanalyzing and keep your mind on the sex.

Okay here we go, that guy's done. About time. Should I go now? I've waited long enough, I'm going in there.

Damn it. The Italian guy beat me to it. I was here way before the Italian guy. How are we determining who's turn it is here anyways? Was there some sign up sheet I missed or something? Damn it.

Steady Mike old boy. There's plenty for everyone. Just wait it out. Deep breaths.

I hope no one tries to go anal when I'm taking my turn. I'm not real cool with my stuff touching another guy's stuff. And I think that would be unavoidable. That would be really awkward.

Something in here stinks. Is that me? I hope it's not me. Oh man, I hope it's not her! Wait, no, it's the Italian guy. Thank God.

Okay, time to make your move Mike. I've gotta get in there and mix it up. Other wise I'm that creep at the gangbang who's just watching and beating off. You've gotta be in it to win it. Okay here goes.

Wait, what's going on? Everyone's finishing off on her! We're climaxing already? We just got started! I haven't even gone yet!

Okay stay calm Mike. No one knows that. Just finish yourself off so that you're not the odd man out.

Well this was great. This was just great. A red letter day in my sad sexual history. And what am I supposed to do now? Do we all hang around for a while and talk about it? Where should I clean up?

God this is awkward.

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